Sunday, February 14, 2010

Reasons to date an actress

My bestest sent this to me a few months ago. I'm quite involved in the theater and performing so he said when he first read it, I was the first person he thought of. I was very honored after reading these:

1. We're loud
2. We're good at role play
3. We're not afraid to try on weird costumes
4. We can perform in front of an audience
5. We know how to use our hands
6. One word... props
7. No matter what, the show must go on
8. We can find our way easily in the dark
9. We know how to make an entrance
10. We perform at least twice a day
11. We have lots of practice so we know how to do it right
12. We may take hours to get ready but in the end its all worth it
13. We can stay in one position for hours and still make it enjoyable
14. Our mouths know just how to move
15. We can undress quickly and redress just as fast
16. We are used to trying new things
17. We can make you stand up and scream for more at the end


  1. This is awesome! If I wasn't happily married, I'd consider acting as a career choice if it meant I'd have this much va-va-voom! Your friend has a great sense of humour! - G